Tag: quotes
member name: Leigh 3.
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January 13, 2008 02:20 PM EST --
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson
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January 01, 2008 01:26 PM EST --
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
~ James Agate
Who is James Agate? . . .
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January 05, 2008 03:20 PM EST --
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx
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January 12, 2008 06:11 PM EST --
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
~ Evan Esar
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June 16, 2008 05:32 PM EDT --
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
~ Robert Bloch
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January 10, 2008 04:02 PM EST --
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson.
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January 12, 2008 06:15 PM EST --
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~ Milton Berle
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January 13, 2008 02:24 PM EST --
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
~ Albert Einstein
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January 25, 2008 09:52 PM EST --
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~ Leo J. Burke
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February 01, 2008 09:48 AM EST --
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
~ Jane Wagner
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February 03, 2008 11:19 AM EST --
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
~ John Updike
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January 06, 2008 07:27 PM EST --
<dl><dt class="quote">Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.</dt><dd class="author"> . . .
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January 07, 2008 05:36 PM EST --
"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace."
~ Thomas Paine
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January 08, 2008 09:28 PM EST --
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~ Noel Coward
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January 11, 2008 10:04 AM EST --
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
~ Havelock Ellis
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January 11, 2008 10:14 AM EST --
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
~ Robert Frost
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January 07, 2008 05:53 PM EST --
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
~ Albert Einstein
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