Tag: quote
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November 28, 2007 08:35 PM EST --
"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds”
Douglas Adams
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December 31, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
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December 30, 2007 04:32 PM EST --
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.
~ Robin Williams
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January 04, 2008 10:53 AM EST --
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce."
~ Mark Twain
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November 27, 2007 07:51 AM EST --
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
-- Ron Nesen
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November 29, 2007 09:21 PM EST --
“'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'”
~ Douglas Adams
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November 26, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- Unknown
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January 01, 2008 11:51 AM EST --
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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January 04, 2008 10:42 AM EST --
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
~ Dale Carnegie
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January 04, 2008 10:46 AM EST --
"If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you . . .
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January 13, 2008 02:20 PM EST --
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson
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January 15, 2008 01:47 PM EST --
Can anyone guess what movie this quote came from?
"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. "
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January 05, 2008 03:20 PM EST --
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx
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January 01, 2008 01:26 PM EST --
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
~ James Agate
Who is James Agate? . . .
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February 01, 2008 09:48 AM EST --
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
~ Jane Wagner
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February 03, 2008 11:19 AM EST --
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
~ John Updike
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February 13, 2008 08:37 AM EST --
You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
~ Margaret Thatcher
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February 15, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
~ Phyllis Diller
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February 16, 2008 06:12 PM EST --
"Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured."
~Ambrose Bierce
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January 05, 2008 02:58 PM EST --
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes." Unknown
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