Tag: funny
member name: Leigh 3.
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December 30, 2007 04:32 PM EST --
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.
~ Robin Williams
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November 27, 2007 07:51 AM EST --
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
-- Ron Nesen
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November 29, 2007 09:21 PM EST --
“'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'”
~ Douglas Adams
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January 13, 2008 02:20 PM EST --
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson
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November 26, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- Unknown
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January 05, 2008 03:20 PM EST --
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx
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January 10, 2008 04:02 PM EST --
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson.
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January 12, 2008 06:15 PM EST --
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~ Milton Berle
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January 25, 2008 09:52 PM EST --
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~ Leo J. Burke
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February 15, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
~ Phyllis Diller
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January 06, 2008 07:27 PM EST --
<dl><dt class="quote">Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.</dt><dd class="author"> . . .
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January 08, 2008 09:28 PM EST --
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~ Noel Coward
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January 11, 2008 10:04 AM EST --
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
~ Havelock Ellis
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January 11, 2008 10:14 AM EST --
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
~ Robert Frost
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February 17, 2008 01:55 PM EST --
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
~ Abraham Lincoln
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January 07, 2008 05:53 PM EST --
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
~ Albert Einstein
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November 09, 2006 08:38 AM EST --
(Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and she insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter . . .
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